Uneasy Rhetoric

You know all those Chuck Norris jokes? For tonight, let's replace them with "James Cameron's ego." #
@JustinLL Library fines are my way of supporting this most underfunded resource. At least that's what I tell myself. in reply to JustinLL #
It wouldn't be cooking if I didn't hurt myself. Shredder accident this time. Just a [...]

The acknowledgment of the first nation chiefs at the closing ceremonies was very cool. Even if one was more dude than chief. #
@kenjbarnes1 Our dudes were NHL too. in reply to kenjbarnes1 #
Dad: "Jack, you are awesome." Jack: "You are right." #
MSNBC's Facebook survival guide for grown ups equates FB apps with venereal disease. [...]

Just entered the Mozy Free Account Friday contest! You can win by following @mozy and RT! http://is.gd/kf0F #mozyfaf #
Taxes done. No matter what I do, I can't seem to get the CA withholding right. Owed again. #
Going home. To meditate and then to bed. And then to work again. It never ends. #
Working in the [...]

Mom: "Jack, look at that squirrel looking in our window!" Jack: "He's going to eat our house." #
Jack, on seeing 2 men carrying a large, flat screen TV: "They don't need that." #
Just spent $1k having the clutch fixed in my Saturn. Again. Now, they figured out what made the clutches go bad and [...]

Bad sax is still @ hyatt regency SF #
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Mom: Jack, what do you want to be when you grow up? Jack: "A Dad" Mom: Awww. Jack: "No, I want to be a lamp!" #
I'm going to be in bed before 10 tonight. This is a personal accomplishment of [...]