Uneasy Rhetoric

Jack-I like corndogs. They're my favorite dog! # Just entered the Mozy Free Account Friday contest! You can win by following @mozy and RT!!!! http://is.gd/kf0F #mozyfaf # For the record, I use a number of these give-away tote bags when I shop. But I have more than I use. #earthday # How much energy was [...]

Artbeast was dead today. Probably should have gone to the park like the rest of the kids, but Jack really wanted to do some art. # @danielhoang That's why I have a Lands End bag. Because a bag is not a man purse. in reply to danielhoang # @GrammarGirl Amazon's Firefox wishlist extension will let [...]

How did I not know this? Tree of Heaven is also called "ghetto palm." http://ow.ly/1wVF8 # Just waged a battle in my ongoing war with the Tree of Heaven. I won the day, with only minor injuries. # Nine days in and I just find out it is National Poetry Month? Here's a poem, y'all: [...]

Clash of the Titans' ticket to value ratio: .31 ($9.75 ticket, $3.00 value). # Jack saw the elements glowing in the toaster: What are those? Laser beams? # Tomorrow is Cesar Chavez Day – A state holiday and a day of service. Bets on whether I'll be in the office? # RT @kenjbarnes1: In the [...]