Uneasy Rhetoric

• Mom: "Jack, look at that squirrel looking in our window!" Jack: "He's going to eat our house." #
• Jack, on seeing 2 men carrying a large, flat screen TV: "They don't need that." #
• Just spent $1k having the clutch fixed in my Saturn. Again. Now, they figured out what made the clutches go bad and fixed it too. #
• My grandmother passed this morn. 95, in pain, and didn't know where she was. It was her time. There is much to celebrate in her life. #
• @GrammarGirl My first (only?) gBuzz post was "how long until I can post here via Twitter?" #googlebuzz in reply to GrammarGirl #
• No yoga next Monday. How dare holidays get in the way of my class! Ah well, time to start that "personal practice." #
• It is easy to forget to enter a contest when it requires a daily entry. But that's Twitter for ya. Dreamhost. #
• We only have one quiet room at work (that I know of). We need a meditation room. #
• @mayagirl Well, you would be racking up the hours. in reply to mayagirl #
• @mayagirl I thought the 10 for $20 was more like a sampler pack than a program. Feel different? in reply to mayagirl #
• @jongordon Dante rocks. So does scholarship. Gmail social is just another player in a crowded field. in reply to jongordon #
• You know how you pull the cord on a mower and it doesn't start? That's my morning. Trying to "mow a lawn" but in need of starter fluid. #

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