Uneasy Rhetoric

@mayagirl It's worth the trip back to get one. I loves my neti pot. in reply to mayagirl #
Considering a personal retreat in May. @WilburHotSpring? Expanding Light? Lodge in the hills? B&B? A hot dog and a six-pack? #
@writegrrrl I'm sure the cat would say you were interrupting kitty work to take a writing/teaching break. [...]

I love all this "I just talked to XYZ star" stuff re: Haiti telethon. I'll pass. I gave at the office and MSF/DWB has me on speed dial. #
@goodlaura I hate car repairs, but it sounds like an okay price, esp. for peace of mind! in reply to goodlaura #
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"Manasanas" Yoga for guys? This mancrap is lame. Man- is not a prefix and I don't need to hide or machoize the fact that I do yoga. #
Dear hipper-than-thou IKEA babe: Your people mislabeled the box. Their fault you had to open it, not mine. #
@Brightfarm Loved the King quote. So true. in reply to [...]

Perry Mason is delightfully goonish. #
RT: Just entered the Mozy Free Account Friday contest! You can win by following @mozy and RT! http://is.gd/kf0F #mozyfaf #
You know what would make my vegetarian eggplant sandwich even better? Bacon, of course. But you knew that already. #
Jack: Daddy, don't forget to take a nap today at work. #

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Envelopes should *always* be made from 100 percent post-consumer recycled paper. Yet, that's hard to find. #
@kenjbarnes1 Ah, but is there a car on the lawn? in reply to kenjbarnes1 #
Traditional New Years Eve dinner at Waterboy: A+. My wife even ate beets and sweetbreads *and liked it.* #
Dad: "Sometimes people don't want cookies." Jack: [...]