Uneasy Rhetoric

• You know all those Chuck Norris jokes? For tonight, let's replace them with "James Cameron's ego." #
• @JustinLL Library fines are my way of supporting this most underfunded resource. At least that's what I tell myself. in reply to JustinLL #
• It wouldn't be cooking if I didn't hurt myself. Shredder accident this time. Just a nick though. #
• It's official. Sugary foods, like donuts, give me heartburn. Let the weight loss commence! #
• Twice now the decaf coffee in my bldg. has tasted like metal and soap. Can't buy it anymore. Must stick to brewing my own. #
• My colds have become much more debilitating and sinister. But still no fever. Can't pretend it's the flu and stay home. #
• UCD Med Center sent me a fundraising appeal. I'd give, but I'm afraid they may not process my gift for three months. #
• Further proof I need more exercise. Two 45+ hour weeks (which ain't much) and my cold has returned, headache, runny nose, sore throat, etc. #

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• The acknowledgment of the first nation chiefs at the closing ceremonies was very cool. Even if one was more dude than chief. #
• @kenjbarnes1 Our dudes were NHL too. in reply to kenjbarnes1 #
• Dad: "Jack, you are awesome." Jack: "You are right." #
• MSNBC's Facebook survival guide for grown ups equates FB apps with venereal disease. Except with VD, you can choose who gives it to you. #
• @mayagirl But those aren't *real* jobs. Those people could be doing something else, like disproving global warming. in reply to mayagirl #
• @mayagirl Tell J to get off his butt and expedite your check processing. in reply to mayagirl #

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• Just entered the Mozy Free Account Friday contest! You can win by following @mozy and RT! http://is.gd/kf0F #mozyfaf #
• Taxes done. No matter what I do, I can't seem to get the CA withholding right. Owed again. #
• Going home. To meditate and then to bed. And then to work again. It never ends. #
• Working in the office late = overwhelming urge for a candy bar. Not giving in. Have been fairly productive and don't need the crash later. #
• Trying to teach Jack "Head and Shoulders, Knees and Toes" en francais. So he can be "that" kid at preschool. #

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• Mom: "Jack, look at that squirrel looking in our window!" Jack: "He's going to eat our house." #
• Jack, on seeing 2 men carrying a large, flat screen TV: "They don't need that." #
• Just spent $1k having the clutch fixed in my Saturn. Again. Now, they figured out what made the clutches go bad and fixed it too. #
• My grandmother passed this morn. 95, in pain, and didn't know where she was. It was her time. There is much to celebrate in her life. #
• @GrammarGirl My first (only?) gBuzz post was "how long until I can post here via Twitter?" #googlebuzz in reply to GrammarGirl #
• No yoga next Monday. How dare holidays get in the way of my class! Ah well, time to start that "personal practice." #
• It is easy to forget to enter a contest when it requires a daily entry. But that's Twitter for ya. Dreamhost. #
• We only have one quiet room at work (that I know of). We need a meditation room. #
• @mayagirl Well, you would be racking up the hours. in reply to mayagirl #
• @mayagirl I thought the 10 for $20 was more like a sampler pack than a program. Feel different? in reply to mayagirl #
• @jongordon Dante rocks. So does scholarship. Gmail social is just another player in a crowded field. in reply to jongordon #
• You know how you pull the cord on a mower and it doesn't start? That's my morning. Trying to "mow a lawn" but in need of starter fluid. #

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• Bad sax is still @ hyatt regency SF #
• jePad, tuPads, il/ellePad, nousPadons, vousPadez, ils/ellesPadent. DreamHost. #
• Mom: Jack, what do you want to be when you grow up? Jack: "A Dad" Mom: Awww. Jack: "No, I want to be a lamp!" #
• I'm going to be in bed before 10 tonight. This is a personal accomplishment of great significance. #
• Just doing my DreamHost iPad giveaway entry. Move along. #

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